Covering the MET Gala has become something of a yearly tradition on The Vigilant Citizen. That’s because, every year, this event manages to confirm numerous topics that are often discussed on this site.

Indeed, this yearly parade of industry pawns wearing ridiculous outfits perfectly showcases the twisted mindset of the elite and its complete disconnection from reality. Organized by one of the biggest media conglomerates in the world (CondeNast), this event also confirms an important fact: To be a star, you need to show submission to the elite and push its agendas. For this reason, numerous celebrities show up at the gala wearing outfits that are either embarrassing, humiliating, or that confirm their status as industry slaves. Just look at the number of men walking around in dresses at the event. It’s basically a ritual of submission.

Furthermore, there are always bizarre events surrounding the gala which hint at something twisted happening behind the scenes. For instance, this year, a mysterious celebrity was carried out of the hotel wrapped in plastic, as if it was a dead body.

We still don’t know who was this person. Some commentators claim that this was an actual dead body and a ritual sacrifice that took place before the event.

Here’s a look at the world’s most expensive puppet show.

Karl Lagerfeld

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Karl Lagerfeld does the one-eye sign in 1987.

Every MET Gala has a theme and this year was all about celebrating Karl Lagerfeld. While this German designer is definitely an icon in the fashion world, his outspoken nature caused him to become a controversial figure.

He was labeled “fatphobic” because he called those who complained about models being too thin  “fat mummies sitting with their bags of crisps in front of the television.” He was labeled “Islamophobic” because he opposed Merkel’s policy of accepting millions of Muslim refugees. He was labeled “homophobic” because he believed that a couple of men raising a child was bizarre. He dismissed the #MeToo movement by saying: “If you don’t want your pants pulled about, don’t become a model.” He also called models “stupid, toxic, and sordid creatures.”

Why would someone with such “problematic” views be celebrated in this elite-sponsored event? Well, that’s because they’re hypocrites and they secretly agree with him. The narratives pushed by mass media are meant for the masses, not the elite. They know that “body positivity” is just a way of encouraging people to be fat and out-of-shape. They also know that mass immigration is part of a globalist plan to weaken nations. They also know that #MeToo was a virtue-signaling circus that purposely ignored pedophiles. And you better believe that they do not respect models. In fact, many of them are Beta Kitten slaves that are exploited in elite circles.

Karl Lagerfeld said things that the elite actually believes behind closed doors. While others get censored or “canceled” for saying such things, Lagerfeld was simply “too big to fail”. He was too close to the top. Despite saying things that went against mass media narratives, Lagerfeld was revered by the elite and its pawns until his death in 2019.

Not only that, he’s still being celebrated in 2023 … by “stupid, toxic, and sordid creatures.”

The 2023 MET Gala

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People take pictures of a cockroach that’s roaming around the red carpet at the MET Gala. Such a symbolic way of describing this event.

Other than this fabulous cockroach, what else was there to see at the MET Gala? Fully grown people looking ridiculous. Granted, some of them looked pretty good and classy. But others? Especially industry slaves? Just take a look.

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Lil Nas X has been an industry slave for years. And, as seen in previous articles, everything about his act points to him being a male Beta Kitten slave. His “outfit” at the 2023 Met Gala screams out: “I get rammed by industry pervs”.

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Like Lil Nas X, Doja Cat hasn’t had a hit record in years. So why is she always in the limelight? Because she’s playing her role as a Beta Kitten slave. And, to celebrate this fact, she attended the Gala as a literal kitten, complete with a prosthetic face.

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Speaking of kittens, someone showed up at the Gala dressed as Karl Lagerfeld’s famous cat Choupette. Can you guess who that was?

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It was Jared Leto – a regular at MET Galas. Underneath the cat costume, Leto was in full make-up and dressed like a witch.

Jared Leto wasn’t the only male celebrity that pandered to the gender-blurring agenda. Far from it.

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Rihanna and ASAP Rocky are regulars at the MET Gala. This year, ASAP wore a skirt. Some might say that this is actually a kilt worn by men. Right. But I don’t believe many Scottish men had their kilt drag behind them as if it was a gown.

Is there something more glamorous and feminine than a long dress that drags behind the woman wearing it? Well, at the MET Gala, a bunch of dudes ruined this look for everyone.

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Bad Bunny has been pandering to the gender-blurring agenda for years. That’s what he needs to do to remain in the good graces of the elite. At the MET Gala, he walked around with a long flowery thing dragging behind him.

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Actor Jeremy Pope also wore a dress that dragged behind him.

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Burna Boy is a Nigerian singer. What is he doing there? I don’t know. One thing is for sure, he had to have this feminine thing dragging behind him. He’s Burna Girl now.

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Harvey Guillen really arrived at the MET Gala thinking that he was the belle of the ball.

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Fashion designer Raul Lopez wore a dress and heels. Of course he did.

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Male model Alton Mason wore this bridal dress thing. In weddings, the veil usually represents the purity of the bride who is about to be deflowered by her husband. I wonder what happened to him at the after-party.

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Kim Petras is a transgender singer who is mostly known for being featured in Sam Smith’s song Unholy. As seen in my article about the 2023 Grammy Awards, this song is just blatantly satanic. That is why Kim Petras is getting media attention: Agenda pushing.

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Jordan Roth is a producer who oversees five Broadway theaters. However, at the MET Gala, he was just another creepy dude in a dress.

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NBA player Russell Westbrook looks like he wore his auntie’s church clothes at the gala. They love to see male athletes in women’s clothes.

They also love to see women athletes in men’s clothes.

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Pam Grier is mostly known for being jailed in Russia for drug possession. Upon release, she became a hero and she quickly used her platform to promote the inclusion of biological males in women’s sports. And that is why Pam Grier is at the MET Gala: Agenda pushing.

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Kristen Stewart showed up looking like a 15-year-old boy with a mullet. Gender-blurring agenda.

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Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union came out looking like villains in a low-budget children’s movie. But why are they even there? Wade hasn’t played in the NBA in years. I mean, I don’t see Charles Barkley walking around the red carpet wearing a cape.

This is why the Wades are at the MET:

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At age 12, Wade’s son changed his name to Zaya and identified as a girl. That’s the only reason why they’re at the MET Gala. Gender-blurring agenda.

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Janelle Monae came out wearing this goofy outfit. Some of these celebrities have to just be embarrassed.

Monae’s looked changed drastically at the after-party.

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Monae was in sex slave mode at the after-party.

Yup, the gala was followed by an after-party. And, like every year, there was a weird, Eye Wide Shut, sex party vibe to this thing.

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Kendall Jenner went to the after-party wearing a sheer dress and a thong. She’s was in sex slave mode.

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Rita Ora: Sex slave mode.

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Rihanna showed up at the after-party showcasing her baby bump. That baby already performed at the Superbowl and attended a MET Gala.

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Dr Dre throws up the devil horns at the after-party.

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Lizzo is always at elite-funded events. She arrived at the after-party in the worst Marilyn Monroe costume ever. I think. 

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Lizzo then performed in front of an Egyptian portal similar to those found in Masonic lodges. This is all occult elite stuff.

In Conclusion

MET Galas are vain and ridiculous events that are completely disconnected from reality. As such, covering them might seem like a waste of time. However, when one grasps the amount of wealth and power behind this thing, one understands that it is a reflection of the forces that literally control the world.

While the guests parading around the gala are wealthy and influential in their own right, they are controlled by people that are even more wealthy and influential than them. These celebrities exist to serve their interests. And, when they stop being useful, they’re out of the limelight and a new pawn takes their place.

And that is why Lil Nas X walked around butt naked at the MET Gala.

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