//?#

Warning: Brobdingnagian spoilers ahead!

When Barbie came out, it was a cultural phenomenon. Mothers, daughters, sisters, and girlfriends wore pink clothes and gleefully showed up at their local movie theatre to watch their Barbie doll finally come to life.

Then, there was me, a guy. I was wearing a black shirt. And I visibly was upset because I realized that the movie would last nearly hours. But I was there. Not for me, but because a female person I know really wanted to see it. Also, for this site. Because lots of people asked me to review it. In short, my presence at this movie theatre was an act of self-sacrifice for the good of my fellow men. Yes, my being there made me feel like a haloed Saint hovering above the world while holding a bag of popcorn.

However, when the movie started, that feeling quickly dissipated. Because I was reminded of something awful: I’m a man. A vile, disgusting man who likes stupid men things and who is complicit in upholding the patriarchy on a daily basis. How dare I?

After the movie, I was in tears. How could I not see it? Barbie made me see the light. I proceeded to personally apologize to every woman in the theatre for ruining their lives and preventing them from reaching their full potential. Then, I went to buy Barbie merchandise because that’s how you fix the patriarchy.

Alright, I think I’ve got the sarcasm out of my system. I’m sorry, but it’s my way of coping with trauma. Because Barbie was probably the most toxic and hateful movie I’ve seen in my life. And I saw it unfold to an audience that was 60% comprised of little girls.

Some might think: “Here we go, a butthurt man gets angry about a feminist movie”. That is partly correct. But here’s the thing: Barbie is not even a feminist movie. Whether it was intentional or not, Barbie actually highlights how modern-day feminism is flawed and unhinged. But most of the audience will not catch any type of second-degree interpretation. They will take it at face value.

For instance, just take a look at the movie poster at the top of this article. Ken is sitting in the backseat of the car. That’s because, in the movie, Barbie doesn’t allow him to sit in the passenger seat (forget about even thinking of driving that car).

What if Ken was driving the car and he forced Barbie to sit in the backseat because she’s a woman? Yeah, the entire movie is like that. Let’s take a closer look at this mess.

Oppressive Matriarchy

The narrator says:

“Thanks to Barbie, all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved.”

As the movie presents us Barbieland, we quickly realize that there are absolutely no equal rights in this place. Quite to the contrary, Barbieland is actually an oppressive regime where Kens are second-class citizens who are openly banned from all positions of power.

Later in the movie, Barbie says:

“Women hold all major positions of power and control all of the money. Basically, everything that men do in your world, women do in ours.”

With that being said, let’s take a look at the actual Supreme Court of the United States.

Yeah, but what about money? Here’s the Managing Director of the IMF, the most powerful financial institution in the world.

In Barbie, these powerful women do not exist because they do not fit the “oppressed by the patriarchy” narrative. Women can only be victims and men can only be jerks.

Speaking of men, in Barbieland, they are badly mistreated. On several occasions, they are blatantly told to shut up. Also, they are severely emasculated – physically and mentally.

While Barbieland is an openly sexist place, it is presented as a good place. We even hear Lizzo singing the praises of Barbieland at the beginning of the movie. Yes, this Lizzo.

While the men in Barbieland are second-class citizens, one of them is fully accepted by the Barbies: The one who pretends to be a woman.

Transgender Barbie

Among the many hypocrisies in the movie, there’s the fact that a biological male is considered to be an actual woman throughout the movie. Apparently, a man only needs to wear a dress to stop being oppressed in Barbieland. The transgender Barbie is played by Hari Nef, an industry plant who also played in the degenerate series The Idol. Now, he’s in a children’s movie and takes part in all kinds of weird scenarios.

For instance, at one point, Barbie tells Ken that he cannot come to her house because it is “girl’s night”. Then, the camera zooms in on the house.

Harif Nef doesn’t only stand there in the movie. On several occasions, he gets up close and personal with the Kens, which raises all kinds of questions.

These types of scenes depicting homosexuality in the most underhanded way possible are probably the reason why the movie was banned (or almost banned) in some countries. With that being said, some might say that this is heterosexual because a tRaNs wOmaN iS a wOmaN.

Were these scenes necessary in a movie aimed at children? Of course not. But this movie is propaganda. And, today’s propaganda insists on blurring genders while shunning the very concept of masculinity.

Sadly, Ken fell victim to this agenda.

Pathetic Ken

Before the movie came out, the world knew Barbie and Ken as a happy, always smiling couple. Sure, Barbie got most of the attention, but Ken was cool with that. He was just happy looking good while driving their pink cars. And, when Ken got drunk, Barbie took the wheel and drove him around. It was all good.

However, in the movie, there is no happy couple. At all. Ken is a clingy, jealous, possessive, and insecure idiot who only lives to impress Barbie. In exchange, Barbie talks to Ken as if he was a mentally challenged child. The movie cannot depict a single happy relationship because that would go against its narrative. In Barbie, men and women do not love or complete each other – they are in a perpetual fight for power. That is what they want little girls to absorb.

When Ken asks if he can sit in the front, Barbie bluntly answers “No”. ** Cue audience laughter **

But this answer is symbolic. First, it breaks the iconic image of Ken and Barbie driving around together as a happy couple. In the movie, Barbie needs to be superior. Furthermore, oppressive regimes such as the Taliban actually force women to sit in the backseat. That crap doesn’t happen in America but the makers of Barbie apparently think that the Taliban are on to something.

The words “blond fragility” are not random. They’re a rather obvious reference to the controversial book White Fragility which is elite-sponsored divisive toxicity. Not unlike the movie.

In Barbie, the villains are men in general. Not just one man or a group of men. Just men. They’re all bad. Because of patriarchy or something.

Fighting the Patriarchy With Hypocrisy

When we first heard about the Barbie movie, most of us probably imagined a fun adventure involving Barbie and Ken. But that’s not what happened at all. The main plot of the movie is literally about fighting the patriarchy. That heavily charged word is constantly used during the movie, to the point that it loses its meaning. The official definition of patriarchy is:

“Social organization marked by the supremacy of the father in the clan or family, the legal dependence of wives and children, and the reckoning of descent and inheritance in the male line.”
– Merriam-Webster

Is America an actual patriarchy? That is very highly debatable. That term probably cannot even apply in a society that is as wide and diverse as the United States. But who cares? It’s a good word to attack men so it’s being used profusely.

When Barbie and Ken arrive in the Real World (Los Angeles to be exact), they discover an all-out patriarchy with absolutely no nuance. Ken feels immediately at home while Barbie says that men are looking at her “with an undertone of violence”.

The movie presents the Real World as a place where it is impossible to be a woman. At one point, America Ferrera gives a long speech where she actually says that it is “literally impossible to be a woman”. Impossible? Really? I asked my mother if it was “impossible” being her and she told me to stop asking dumb questions that make no sense.

At one point, America says:

“You have to find a way to reject men’s advances without damaging their egos. Because if you say yes to them, you’re a tramp. But if you say no, you’re a prude.”

Did they really need to include this weird bit in a movie intended for children? I mean, why can’t Barbie just be Barbie?

Also, I’m pretty sure that most married women who “said yes” to their men’s advances are not tramps. They’re just normal women who met a guy and got into a relationship. But this movie about a plastic doll feels the need to question all human interactions and put its strange toxic spin on them.

In short, the movie grossly deforms reality to score feminist points. But the entire thing is tainted with extreme hypocrisy, to the point that it contradicts itself.

For instance, the movie has a “reckoning moment” where a schoolgirl shames Barbie for her “shameful” past.

The girl accuses Barbie of “sexualized capitalism” and of “killing the planet with the glorification of rampant consumerism”. She also calls her a fascist. Wow.

Of course, mass media critics praised this monologue where the socialist buzzwords “capitalism”, “consumerism” and “killing the planet” are used to feign some type of wokeness. But, about 3 minutes later, this happens.

The movie glorifies “rampant consumerism” while also complaining about it. Hypocrisy.

Meanwhile, Ken learns about the patriarchy and he’s very happy about it.

Here’s the dialogue between the two. Ken says:

– I’ll take a high level, high paying job with influence, please.

– You’ll need at least an MBA and a lot of our people have Phd’s.

– Isn’t being a man enough?

– Actually, right now, it’s kind of the opposite.

– You guys are clearly not doing patriarchy very well.

– No, we’re doing it well. We just hide it better now.

So little girls watching the movie are led to believe that men secretly conspire about “doing patriarchy” among each other. I’m pretty sure that no two men have ever discussed “doing patriarchy”. Ever. But the movie needs to feed hatred against men to justify the subsequent awfulness of its “heroes”.

So Ken imports patriarchy to Barbieland and Barbie is not pleased.

The final stage of the Barbies’ plan to regain power is just … mean.

The Barbies say:

“Give them their dream come true. And, at the peak of their happiness, when they think you actually care about this song … you take it all away.”

The movie teaches little girls to be hypocrites, mean-spirited, and manipulative to obtain what they want. How about being a nice, caring, loving person? No. Barbie is not down with that.

In the end, the plan works and the Barbie system of oppression is restored. Yay. At one point, a Ken says:

– Madam President. Please may the Kens have one Supreme Court justice?

– I can’t do that.

Yes, the “happy ending” of the movie involves Madam President telling men that they still cannot have a single judge on the Supreme Court. Why was this bit even included in the movie? It is the definition of sexism and discrimination.

The movie ends with a final sweep of self-importance and self-aggrandisation.

So Barbie reached a form of godhood by becoming a woman, just like her creator. Wow, so inspiring. What about Ken? Screw him, he stays in Barbieland.

Cue the credits with the song Barbie World by Nicki Minaj featuring Ice Spice. One line from the song:

That pussy so cold, we just chillin’ out.

In Conclusion

In a way, Barbieland reflects the type of society the elite is trying to impose on the world. They want feeble, insecure, and emasculated men. They want us to believe that there is absolutely no difference between a real woman and a transgender. They want a system where it is socially acceptable to exclude people due to their identity. They want a society where a strong, loving nuclear family is non-existent – only a collection of deeply confused individuals.

While Barbie is said to be feminist, it is actually a masterful exercise in hypocrisy. While it is said to be “empowering”, it is brought to you by the very people who are working hard to replace the word “woman” with “people with a uterus” and “mother” with “birthing people”.

They actually do not care about men or women. They just want a deeply divided society that is filled with bitter, hateful people. Because it makes it easy to control. You know what they hate? A strong, united family with strong values and traditions. Because these things get in the way of their propaganda. They don’t want us to be that. They want us to be Barbies and Kens.

 

This post was originally published on this site